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This Day In History: 200 Yrs Ago, The First Person to Ever Litter, Littered-And it Was Way Cool Then

This Day In History: 200 Yrs Ago, The First Person to Ever Litter, Littered-And it Was Way Cool Then

This Day In History: 200 Yrs Ago, The First Person to Ever Litter, Littered-And it Was Way Cool Then

Lexy

May 31, 20221 min read

Brave: Local Man Volunteers to Look at the Sun Once a Day, to Make Sure It Is Still There

Brave: Local Man Volunteers to Look at the Sun Once a Day, to Make Sure It Is Still There

Brave: Local Man Volunteers to Look at the Sun Once a Day, to Make Sure It Is Still There

Lexy

May 31, 20221 min read

City Cannot Choose Where to Plant the New Tree-Mayor Decides to just lay it on its side

City Cannot Choose Where to Plant the New Tree-Mayor Decides to just lay it on its side

City Cannot Choose Where to Plant the New Tree-Mayor Decides to just lay it on its side

Lexy

May 31, 20221 min read

Man Plants Trees Around Town To Catch Kites, Then Gives Them to People Who Actually Need Them

Man Plants Trees Around Town To Catch Kites, Then Gives Them to People Who Actually Need Them

Man Plants Trees Around Town To Catch Kites, Then Gives Them to People Who Actually Need Them

Lexy

May 30, 20221 min read

Finally: Humane Flyswatter to Just Injure Flies

Finally: Humane Flyswatter to Just Injure Flies

Finally: Humane Flyswatter to Just Injure Flies

Lexy

May 27, 20221 min read

Study: Flashlights Work In the Light Of Day Too. But Not Very Well

Study: Flashlights Work In the Light Of Day Too. But Not Very Well

Study: Flashlights Work In the Light Of Day Too. But Not Very Well

Lexy

May 27, 20221 min read

Inspiring: Woman's Shoes Too Small-So She Wears Them On Her Hands

Inspiring: Woman's Shoes Too Small-So She Wears Them On Her Hands

Inspiring: Woman's Shoes Too Small-So She Wears Them On Her Hands

Lexy

May 27, 20221 min read

Finally: Grocery Store to Allow Merchandise into the Bathroom One Day a Year

Finally: Grocery Store to Allow Merchandise into the Bathroom One Day a Year

Finally: Grocery Store to Allow Merchandise into the Bathroom One Day a Year

Lexy

May 27, 20221 min read

Study: Better to Count Sheep During the Day, After a Good Night's Sleep

Study: Better to Count Sheep During the Day, After a Good Night's Sleep

Study: Better to Count Sheep During the Day, After a Good Night's Sleep

Lexy

May 27, 20221 min read

Breaking: Woman Arrested for Also Seeing Fish, Birds While Whale Watching

Breaking: Woman Arrested for Also Seeing Fish, Birds While Whale Watching

Breaking: Woman Arrested for Also Seeing Fish, Birds While Whale Watching

Lexy

May 27, 20221 min read

Study: Mailmen Notoriously Afraid of Dogs, But Most Afraid of Sharks Too

Study: Mailmen Notoriously Afraid of Dogs, But Most Afraid of Sharks Too

Study: Mailmen Notoriously Afraid of Dogs, But Most Afraid of Sharks Too

Lexy

May 23, 20221 min read

Scary: Woman Camping Personally Attacked by Bear

Scary: Woman Camping Personally Attacked by Bear

Scary: Woman Camping Personally Attacked by Bear

Lexy

May 23, 20221 min read

Study-You Can Still Use Expired Sunscreen, But Only Indoors

Study-You Can Still Use Expired Sunscreen, But Only Indoors

Study-You Can Still Use Expired Sunscreen, But Only Indoors

Lexy

May 22, 20221 min read

After Ribbon Cutting, New Business Issues No Formal Apology to the Owner of Ribbon

After Ribbon Cutting, New Business Issues No Formal Apology to the Owner of Ribbon

After Ribbon Cutting, New Business Issues No Formal Apology to the Owner of Ribbon

Lexy

May 22, 20221 min read

Referee Store Will Invent New Sports to Generate More Sales

Referee Store Will Invent New Sports to Generate More Sales

Referee Store Will Invent New Sports to Generate More Sales

Lexy

May 22, 20221 min read

City Removed 46,000 lbs of Litter on the Roads Last Year; You Won’t Believe Who Was Responsible

City Removed 46,000 lbs of Litter on the Roads Last Year; You Won’t Believe Who Was Responsible

City Removed 46,000 lbs of Litter on the Roads Last Year; You Won’t Believe Who Was Responsible

Lexy

May 22, 20221 min read

Study: Florist 3x more likely than a normal person to get injured in a floral arranging accident

Study: Florist 3x more likely than a normal person to get injured in a floral arranging accident

Study: Florist 3x more likely than a normal person to get injured in a floral arranging accident

Lexy

May 19, 20222 min read

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