City Cannot Choose Where to Plant the New Tree-Mayor Decides to just lay it on its side

PHOENIX, AZ-After weeks of debate and frustration, the mayor announced today that he has made the executive decision to just lay the new tree on its side. “We can’t really find a place where the tree would look good. It just looks dumb everywhere. If its on its side, it won’t be as noticeable. People won’t complain about it.”

The mayor has been pushing for tree removal in all major areas and parks of the city for the last few months. He is hoping to have all trees laying on their sides by the end of the year, so they won’t be distracting and we can finally enjoy our beautiful city without the trees getting in the way.