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Lucky: Local Man got hand sanitizer into his eye and it burned. Good thing it didn't get onto his hands

Lexy

Jun 9, 20251 min read

City to Stop Keeping Score of Kids Basketball Games-They'll Still Keep Score of the NBA Though.

Lexy

Jun 9, 20251 min read

Finally: Local Restaurant to Offer Shoe & Jewelry Boxes Alongside Standard To-Go Boxes

Finally: Local Restaurant to Offer Shoe & Jewelry Boxes Alongside Standard To-Go Boxes

Finally: Local Restaurant to Offer Shoe & Jewelry Boxes Alongside Standard To-Go Boxes

Lexy

Mar 23, 20251 min read

Local rec basketball league to lift dunking ban for elementary school age teams

Local rec basketball league to lift dunking ban for elementary school age teams

Local rec basketball league to lift dunking ban for elementary school age teams

Lexy

Mar 21, 20251 min read

Police have still not identified individual who flooded local family's living room while out of town

Police have still not identified individual who flooded local family's living room while out of town

Police have still not identified individual who flooded local family's living room while out of town

Lexy

Mar 20, 20251 min read

2 lanes on I-80 Closed Northbound through March 2025 for Filming of the Next Big Construction Movie

2 lanes on I-80 Closed Northbound through March 2025 for Filming of the Next Big Construction Movie

2 lanes on I-80 Closed Northbound through March 2025 for Filming of the Next Big Construction Movie

Lexy

Jun 20, 20241 min read

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