Finally: Grocery Store to Allow Merchandise into the Bathroom One Day a Year

AUSTIN, TX-An exciting announcement was made early this afternoon regarding groceries and bathrooms at a local grocery store: they will now allow customers to finally take their merchandise into the bathroom one day a year.

"I almost couldn't believe the news," Said Lexy, a local who grocery shops regularly and founder of the LexyCares Volunteer Organization. "This is a step in the right direction."

This exciting news sent shock waves through the community, with the grocery store expecting about 80% of customers to take their groceries into the bathroom on the special day.