PSA: You Can Stop Changing Light bulbs; They Already Found Out How Many People it Takes

LINCOLN, NE- Amazing news that has shocked the light bulb industry: they have found out how many people it takes to change a light bulb, so everyone can stop changing light bulbs.

"I was just about to change a light bulb that burned out and was going to call a few friends to come over and help out, just in case. I then turned on the news and it was announced that they had just found out how many people it takes. It was such a relief to not have to worry about changing that light bulb. It's so nice knowing I'll never have to change a light bulb ever again!" Lexy had been changing burned out light bulbs for years, trying to find out how many people it takes.

Authorities are still investigating how many licks it takes to get to the center of a lollipop.